25 Funny Headlines That Actually Should Have Come From The Onion But Didn’t


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In 2012 Humans generated over 49 million tons of electronic waste.

Cows can sleep standing up, but they can only dream lying down.

The most successful Pirate Captain was a Chinese prostitute with 80 000 sailors working for her.


25 Funny Headlines That Actually Should Have Come From The Onion But Didn't

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A secret message was engraved inside Abraham Lincoln's pocket watch by a jeweler and it was not discovered until 2009.

Canada is the World's Most Educated Country: over half its residents have college degrees.

There is no single food that provides all the nutrients that humans need except for breast milk.

There is a Jellyfish that could be immortal.

A cat inherited a US$13 million fortune from its owner in Italy.

WW1 transformed the U.S. into the largest military power in the world.

Daylight Saving Time is not observed in most of the state of Arizona and parts of Indiana.

Every 90 seconds one woman dies during pregnancy or childbirth.

Carrots don't make your eyesight better. That was a lie from the British to cover up their technology from the NAZI during WW2.

An execution was staged there in the late 1990s North Korea hosts the World's Largest Stadium seating 150 000 people.

Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister.

Heart disease is the No. 1 killer of women.

A survivor of Hiroshima's atomic bombing went to Boston in 1951 and won the Marathon.

In western Iran there's a viper with a fake spider for a tail.

In 2013 a girl survived ASIANA's Plane Crash only to be run over and killed by a responding fire truck.

In the UK the most common cause of death for men under 50 is suicide.

Sea otters hold hands when they sleep so they don’t drift away from each other.

Horseshoe crab blood is worth US$15 000/L due to its ability to detect bacteria.

American flags made in China are banned in the U.S. Military.

The Catholic Church once put a dead Pope on trial.

The human feet perspire half a pint of fluid a day

Female kangaroos have three vaginas.


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The World's Biggest Mall located in China is 99% empty.

Only one of Sweden's top 20 surnamesdoesn't end in “son”:Lindberg.

If London's Big Ben was built today it would cost about US$222 000.

In 1989 the U.S. military blared AC/DC music at General Noriega's compound in Panama for 2 continuous days. The dictator surrendered.

Uranus has only two seasons:Summer and Winter.

After defeating the Persians Alexander The Great started dressing like them and took two Persian wives.

The only Jewish descendants spared by the Nazis where those with grandparents who converted to Christianity before the founding of the German Empire (1871).

Steve Jobs turned down a partial liver transplant from now Apple-CEO Tim Cook 2 years before dying of cancer.

The original torch of the Statue of Liberty replaced in 1984 by a new copper torch covered in 24k gold leaf.

In January 2014 a woman was beaten to death in California over an accidental photobomb.

Pomology is the study of fruits.

The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn’t beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

Edison electrocuted an elephant in 1903 to prove Tesla's AC current was dangerous.

The SEX Party in Australia is looking to legalize marijuana euthanasia censorship abortion and tax the church.

The most valuable legal tender coin in the world is a US$1 million coin from Australia. Since it weighs 1 000 kg and is 99.99% pure gold it is worth almost US$45 million.


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