25 Funny Headlines That Actually Should Have Come From The Onion But Didn’t


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Moon dust smells like gunpowder according to astronauts.

Eagles can live in captivity for up to 46 years.

A Blogger hired a woman to slap him every time he's on Facebook.


25 Funny Headlines That Actually Should Have Come From The Onion But Didn't

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Baby whales can gain up to 200 pounds per day.

There's a blue planet where it rains glass.

In 2010 Nicaragua accidentally invaded Costa Rica because of a mistake in Google Maps.

Israel is the only country in the world to draft women into Military service.

Cleopatra the last Pharaoh of Egypt was actually Greek not Egyptian.

If Ancient Rome's Colosseum was built today it would cost about US$380 million.

An Iraqi man moved to Australia and used the Welfare System as income. Years later he became successful and wrote a check to the government for every cent they gave him.

Nelson Mandela was not removed from the U.S. terror watchlist until 2008.

The entire student body of the University of Mississippi enlisted for the American Civil War. They suffered a 100% casualty rate.

In 1949 forecasting the relentless march of science Popular Mechanics said computers in the future may weigh no more than 5 tons.

An adult lion’s roar is so loud; it can be heard up to five miles away.

The colour red doesn’t really make bulls angry; they are color-blind.

$283 200 is the absolute highest amount of money you can win on Jeopardy.

During WW2 the Oscars' statuettes were made of painted plaster due to a metal shortage.

Hummingbirds beat their wings 60 to 80 times per second.

Gopher snakes in Arizona are not poisonous but when frightened they may hiss and shake their tails like rattlesnakes.

1 in 10 Americans thinks HTML --the language of web pages-- is a sexually transmitted disease.

Slandering or defaming the Royal family in Spain can carry a sentence of up to two years in prison.

There is a town in Newfoundland Canada called Dildo.

All the departure boards at NYC's Grand Central are exactly one minute wrong.

The country of Liberia in Africa was established by U.S. citizens as a colony for former African-American slaves and their free black descendants.

Every day plants convert sunlight into energy equivalent to six times the entire power consumption of human civilization.


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Newborn babies can only see in black and white for a few months.

In 2011 a man was arrested in Sweden for splitting an atom in his kitchen.

In 1961 MIT student Steve Russell created SPACEWARS the first interactive computer game on a Digital PDP-1 (Programmed Data Processor-1) mainframe computer. Limited by the computer technology of the time ASCII text characters were the ‘graphics’ and people could only play the game on a device that took up the floorspace of a small house.

"Astronauts" come from America. Space explorers from Russia are called "cosmonauts."

One-third of first heart attacks are fatal and another third result in permanent damage to the heart.

Einstein was a slow learner as a child and spoke very slowly.

In China you can major in Bra Studies.

Ancient Greeks and Romans often bought slaves with salt.

If you were to put Saturn in water it would float.

If your stomach acid got onto your skin it would burn a hole in it.

The only dog that doesn’t have a pink tongue is the chow.

Hitler's plan for Moscow was to kill all its residents and cover it with an artificial lake.

Construction workers hard hats were first invented and used in the building of the Hoover Dam in 1933.

Alcohol is prohibited in the UK Parliament with one exception: the chancellor can drink while delivering the annual budget statement.

If you die homeless or with no money in New York City you are buried by prisoners on Hart Island in a mass grave: up to 1000 per grave for children and 50 for adults.


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