25 Funny Headlines That Actually Should Have Come From The Onion But Didn’t


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Common Cobra venom is not on the list of top 10 venoms yet it is still 40 times more toxic than cyanide.

Cancers are primarily an environmental disease with 90 - 95% of cases attributed to environmental factors and 5 - 10% due to genetics.

If Ancient Rome's Colosseum was built today it would cost about US$380 million.


25 Funny Headlines That Actually Should Have Come From The Onion But Didn't

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Because Gmail first launched on April 1st of 2004 many people thought it was an April Fools' Day prank.

The average ocean depth is 2.5 miles (4 km).

1 in 3 people feels more dissatisfied with their lives after visiting Facebook according to a study.

Famous soccer player Mario Balotelli is an Italian born to immigrants from Ghana raised by a Jewish mother.

Human saliva contains a painkiller called opiorphin that is six times more powerful than morphine.

Sharks kill 12 people per yearwhile people kill 11 417 sharks per hour.

There's a breed of bacteria that lives in hairspray.

The first webcam was created in Cambridge to check the status of a coffee pot.

Buckingham Palace in England has over six hundred rooms.

On Sept. 9 2015 Queen Elizabeth II will become the longest-reigning UK monarch ever surpassing Queen Victoria.

The ice sheet of Antarctica has been in existence for at least 40 million years.

There is an average of 50,000 spiders per acre in green areas.

China is the world's largest supplier of Bibles.

Your heart will pump nearly 1.5 million barrels of blood during your lifetime enough to fill 200 train tank cars.

75% of all sesame seeds grown in Mexico end up on McDonald's hamburger buns.

Michael Jordan makes more money from NIKE annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

111 111 111 x 111 111 111 = 12 345 678 987 654 321.

Leonardo Da Vinci was the first to explain why the sky is blue.

During First World War a British soldier spared the life of a wounded German: Adolf Hitler.

1.3 million Earths could fit into the Sun.

There is a species of fungus called "Chorioactis" that only exists in Texas and rural Japan and is thought to have been in both places for 19 million years.

Cows have best friends and become sad when they are separated according to scientists.


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The average man is 4-5 inches taller than the average woman.

One giant panda usually needs between 2.5 to 4 square miles (10 million m2) of land to survive.

Adult elephants can’t jump.

There are 5 planets you can see with the naked eye not using a telescope: Mercury Venus Mars Jupiter and Saturn.

There are more Siberian tigers living in captivity than in their native habitat.

Alabama was the first state to recognize Christmas as an official holiday.

Catnip is a natural cockroach repellent.

Mars had an oxygen-rich atmosphere around 4 billion years ago.

Christopher Columbus thought that the world was shaped like a woman's breast.

Psychologists examined Internet trolls and found that they are "narcissistic psychopathic and sadistic".

In August 2001 actor James Woods reported 4 suspicious individuals on his flight. Authorities did not act on his claim and they later turned out to be the 9/11 hijackers.

Finland is part of Fennoscandia not Scandinavia.

27 000 trees are felled each day for toilet paper.

The world's largest pyramid is not in Egypt but in Mexico.

The soil on Mars is particularly good for growing asparagus.


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