25 Funny Headlines That Actually Should Have Come From The Onion But Didn’t

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Fireflies are also known as lightning bugs.

Koalas never drink water. They get fluids from the eucalyptus leaves they eat.

We spend about 10% of our waking hours with our eyes closed blinking.

25 Funny Headlines That Actually Should Have Come From The Onion But Didn't

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All of the bacteria in our body collectively weighs about 4 pounds.

A woodchuck breathes only 10 times in hibernation.

San Francisco was part of Mexico until the Mexican-American War in 1848.

The world record for holding one's breath underwater is 22 minutes.

A bolt of lightning is 5 times hotter than the surface of the sun.

In Oklahoma it's illegal to take a bite out of another person's hamburger.

14% of all facts and statistics are made up and 27% of people know that fact.

Only female mosquitoes bite.

Ethernet is a registered trademark of Xerox Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T.

Scientists had to go 45 million years back in history to find the elephant’s oldest ancestor.

Dominica Mexico Zambia Kiribati Fiji and Egypt all have birds on their flags.

There is no visual difference between male and female herons.

Bees have five eyes.

Dr. Seuss pronounced his name “soyce”.

Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia is the fear of the number 666.

The earth's deepest known point equals to 24.5 Empire State Buildings end to end.

Abe Lincoln is enshrined in the Wrestling Hall of Fame having lost just once in 300 matches.

A single sheeps fleece might well contain as many as 26 million fibres.

Goat’s milk is higher in calcium, vitamin A and niacin than cow’s milk.

Between 1902 and 1907 the same tiger killed 436 people in India.

Doctors' sloppy handwriting kills more than 7 000 people annually.

The volcanic system beneath Yellowstone holds enough lava to fill 11 Grand Canyons.

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Cocaine raises dopamine levels by 250% compared to 100% from sex and 50% from food.

Argentina was the first country in Latin Americato legalize same-sex marriage in 2010.

Mailing an entire building has been illegal in the U.S. since 1916 when a man mailed a 40 000-ton brick house across Utah to avoid high freight rates.

In 2013 an Italian man under house arrest asked to go to prison to escape his wife.

For every human in the world there are one million ants.

In West Bengal India cows must have a Photo ID Card.

Giraffes are the tallest animals in the world. Males can grow up to 18 feet (5.5 meters) tall.

Former basketball superstar Michael Jordan is the most recognized face in the world more than the pope himself.

Microsoft pays you to use Bing instead of Google.

Worms eat their own poo.

The strongest muscle in the human body is the masseter (jaw muscle).

Sprite may be one of the best remedies for hangovers according to studies.

Animals react to social pressure much as humans do a study concluded.

Buzz Aldrin's mother's maiden name was Moon.

Polar bears are the world’s largest land predators.

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